王师没有,&nb;&nb;两人一棺材这种奇葩组合倒是行走在河北,越来越往北去,预备深入金国。
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;这棺材里那具尸体,&nb;&nb;还是具多用尸体。
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“搞定!”
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;十四岁的青霓双手叉腰“我就说我钓鱼无敌!”
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;曾统张了张嘴,想吐槽,又默默憋了回去。
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;十四岁的青霓转头“怎么样怎么样,&nb;&nb;我钓鱼技术不赖吧!”
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“我……”
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;我真没见过把鱼钩穿尸体上,再将尸体从高处垂放到山寨中,&nb;&nb;把土匪吓晕过去这种操作。
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“非常不赖。”曾统艰难地开口“至少我半夜出来去茅房,&nb;&nb;有个东西从高处落下来趴我肩上,长了尸斑的手还从脖子旁边垂出来,&nb;&nb;我不被吓死也要被吓晕。”
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;十四岁的青霓扫了一眼满地尸体,&nb;&nb;有些是吓死,&nb;&nb;蹲坑时掉茅厕里淹死,&nb;&nb;上石阶时滚下去摔死,慌不择路时一头撞死,更多土匪是被吓晕后,十四岁的青霓从天而降,&nb;&nb;一个手起刀落,&nb;&nb;将人剁死。
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;生得不一定光荣,&nb;&nb;死得肯定很憋屈。
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“这些都不重要!”十四岁的青霓一脚拨开挡路尸体“能单刷副本就行!”
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;相处时间久了,&nb;&nb;曾统也大致理解了少年口中那些奇怪话语。比如他把土匪寨子称为副本,单枪匹马挑了寨子,&nb;&nb;就是单刷副本。
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;这人说话随心所欲,不管其他人听不听得懂,&nb;&nb;做事也是一样随心所欲。
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;曾统“你之前说要去会宁府,&nb;&nb;那可是金贼国都,&nb;&nb;你去那里作甚?”
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“唔。”十四岁的青霓走进营寨厨房,从里面拎出两块肉,打算洗洗烤了。
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;哦,曾统负责烤。他自己厨艺不行,本来曾统也没下过厨,但吃了两天他做的饭,第三天就学着自力更生了。
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“现在还不能说,说出来你肯定觉得没法成功,但是我想试一试。”
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“好吧……”
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